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Do not intend for this to be fucking brilliant . but enjoy.

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OFFICIAL FIRST POST

Dear whoever may be reading this, 

You may be interested, or lets face it- you may not.. but anyway, last night I watched a brilliant film. Not your typical action packed monstrosity, pathetic ghost story, or even, a terribly funny comedy. No. This was a love story- in fact, called ‘Love Story’.

Now, I know what your thinking.. ‘She’s talking about one of thosecringe American teen movies’ (Which, I must say, we all secretly love, but want to act cool and pretend that we don’t).

But no, this was a 1970’s romantic drama, literally it’s as good as it gets. Okay, minus the fact that its not in HD, the pictures a little hazed and the sound qualities reasonably poor. BUT BELIEVE ME, IT IS GREAT. 

SO, as you can imagine the story lines pretty common; boy meets girl, girl meets boy, they fall irrevocably in love, but, being from different backgrounds means they shouldn’t be together.. BUT.. YES.. OF COURSE, they rebel, get married and live happily ever after. 

Okay maybe I lied, they don’t live happily ever after, but, hey, why would I want to ruin the story line for you. 

I don’t want to focus on the awkward flirting, dreadful outfits or the cringe love scene in this film. (Nope, not even, Jennifer’s awfully shaped eyebrows- sorry it had to be mentioned). INFACT, the point of this post was not to give you a synopsis of the film, but, reiterate the message conveyed: *Warning- slightly cringe, but undoubtedly, so true* 

…’LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU’RE SORRY’

Read it and weep kids. 

That is all. 

NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

So its been 10 days into the start of 2012 and I’m only just committing to my new years resolution. Some may say that I’ve failed already, but hey at least its progress. 

So let me begin, my new years resolution was to start a blog. Not too sure why. But it just was. SO.. HERE IT IS MOTHER FUCKERS. Firstly, I just want to lay my cards straight- I DO NOT INTEND FOR ANYONE TO ACTUALLY BE READING THIS.. so if you are, great.. follow me. If not, even better! 

I have decided to remain anonymous for this blog..simply because if anyone somehow happens finds this, I will be able to keep my dignity. But if you are intrigued- I’m a sweet ass mother-fucking teenager from England* 

*(Joking- I’m really not that lame..I promise. I’m just your average female Tom, Dick and Harry) 

*Also, I tend to swear quite a bit, so I apologise in advance for the profanity. 

That is all.